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A term used by George W. Bush when he actually had meant to say "Internet":
While it's true that there exists an Internet2, there is no plausible reason to believe that Bush was referring to it, because I have no reason to believe that he is sufficiently technologically literate to be aware of its accidents and (more importantly), Internet2 is used solely as a network with which academic institutions transfer files at extremely high speeds and would therefore not have information about Bush's alleged millitary service foul play.
On the, on the internets
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AN amazing place of meeting new people online.
Say if ...John Cena is on... like facebook.... and you follow him.... face book is on the Internet.
A vaste world full of scams, Clickbait ,dumb ads, games,pornography and other crap like social media.
It only works if you have WIFI.
For nerds its a global computer that providing a variety of information like math 1+1=2.
WARNING ITS ADDICTIVE
Person A: Do you have internet
You :no
Person A: YOU ARE A A** HOLE
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the currency used on the internets.
'i paid bob twenty internets because he posted a pic of epic lulz'
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The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com
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An alibi
Because of the internet, everynight before bed, I hear a little girl's cry.
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A vast network of data that is
40% pornography
30% cat pictures
19% creeps
10% advertisements
10% the word "gay"
1% relevant information
All of which is spied on by the NSA
People keep saying that we should go back to the "Glory days" of the 1950's. But we can't; now we have the internet.
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