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The best character in Dragon Ball Super with out a doubt and the MVP of the Tournament of Power. 17 is a savage who was the first character to damage the Alpha known as Jiren and then Processed to give his life in a self-destruction attack to save the lives of Goku and Vegeta. Honestly without him the final arc of Super would have been shit so everyone bow down too our new god
Person 1: how sure are you you'll be able too win this boxing match?
Person 2: As sure as the fact that Android 17 is the best character in Super
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When you get a cool emoji-filled text from your friend but have no idea what the fuck they're saying because all of the emojis are little boxes.
You: Man, my dog died today.
Friend: 💀
You: What's ?
Friend: Sorry, forgot you were android blind
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Originally used to describe the character Marvin in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books and radio plays. Marvin was a robot with emotions, namely: depression. His sorrowful life was your good time!
It was also a hit song by Radiohead on their third album, OK Computer. Both the name of the album, the song name and a line of the lyrics of the song are taken from Hitchhiker's Guide.
Marvin's most well-known line was "Life...don't talk to me about life"
The line in Radiohead - Paranoid Android that was a tribute to HHGTTG was "When I am king, you will be first against the wall"
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From the dragonball universe, Android 19 is one of Dr. Gero weaker, but more obedient androids. He is weaker than a super saiyan, and gains energy by absorbing energy attacks, or by holding on to their victims.
Android 19: Do not try to escape. Yes, it is useless. Until I have your energy, I will never let you go.
Said after grabbing Vegeta to steal his energy. His arms are pulled off shortly after.
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A human, just like you.
Why the fuck would you search this? Just so you could find some snarky remark about them being 'fucking gay' or 'dumb ass bitches'? Get a fucking life. What brand your little computer pocket comes from ain't important, chief.
Chad - Yo, you heard? David got an Android, what a cuck.
Mike - You... do know it doesn't fucking matter, right?
Chad - Android users are gay as fuck!
Mike - {Unfriends Chad, fuck you Chad}
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One of Dr. Gero's androids. He was created for the sole purpose of eliminating Goku, to take revenge for destroying the Red Ribbon Army when he was a child. Android 16 doesn't respond to commands unrelated to Goku (at first), and will not take orders from anyone. Unlike the other androids, he is purely machine based, and is stronger than the other two androids. He has a powerful nuclear bomb capable of destroying even Cell in his perfect form, however he doesn't get a chance to use it because he had it taken out while Bulma and her father were repairing him.
Android 16 decides to not go along with his mission to destroy Goku, after realizing Dr. Gero was evil. He decides instead to help the other Z fighters destroy cell. He plays a critical role in the Cell saga, after he is blown to smithereens with only his head in tact, he convinces Mr. Satan (Hercle) to throw his head over by where Gohan and Cell are fighting, and convinces Gohan to unleash his hidden powers, by explaining that violence is OK is long is it is used to protect that which you hold most dear. He dies shortly after when Cell crushes his head, pushing Gohan over the edge, transforming into a Super Saiyan 2.
Android 16: You two made too much noise. You scared the birds away.
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Sarcasm without any of the associated facial expressions or changes in tonality. Used either by A) people exceptionally skilled in sarcasm, who do not even need to use other expressions to be sarcastic or B) those unskilled in sarcasm, who don't quite understand how sarcasm works.
I don't think my sister understands sarcasm, judging by the android sarcasm in her delivery of "sure mom, squid penis for dinner would be great."
Jim was so skilled with sarcasm that he didn't even need to change his expression- his android sarcasm was impeccable.
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