Raped ass

A word used to describe a smell that is unbelievably, nose fuckingly unbearable

Indian: Hello
Me: Holy fuck cunt, you smell like raped ass

Agricultural ass rape

When a man forcibly has a pinecone, corn cob, or other rough, plantlike object shoved up his anus in a form of sexual pleasure. Often associated with bondage.

Thomas: My ass is really sore...
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.