detroit bike

Can be 1 of 2 choices...
1) When someone steals the bike you already stole
2) a bake frame, stripped of everything

1) person a: isnt that ur bike that random guy is riding away on?

person b: it was never mine to begin with. Its my Detroit bike. I'll get a new one tomorrow
2) Shit! Only my bike frame remains, looks like i have a Detroit bike now

Bike slut

A Bike slut is just like a car slut but for motorcycles also referred to as a tank skank.

A thrill seeking female, often named Edina that uses men for a ride on their bike, & gets even more thrills from chasing men that are in relationships.

Edina is the biggest bike slut everrrr... She fucked him & all his riding buddies

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Baby Bike

A young, sometimes inexperienced bisexual.

Baby bikes are often mistaken for straight girls.

hospital bike

Similar to the village bike just the hospital edition. This is the work slut that is known from the top floor to bottom floor, but is known best for her work on the gentleman’s floor. If you run into her in the elevator, the code words are “going down?......which floor?” She will show you what floor she’s getting off on.

Everyone needs to ride or use the hospital bike at some point, so from Doctors on down to pharmacy techs, to research study participants, to bed pan boys...they all get a turn to ride the bike.

Hey they always say Doctors know best, well Dr. Sammy told me to try out the hospital bike tonight. I told him that she has a BF and he said.....”hahaha, yeah She tells him she doesn’t know how to ride a bike. Oh she rides, trust me.”

2. Hey has anyone seen the hospital bike, I’m so horny? Check the floor 5 storage room. I saw her crushing on some silver scat daddy earlier up there. That bike Sure gets a lot of use.

Bike parts

Xanax bars. This term is derived from the common reference “handle bars”. This term originated in Eastern Washington.

Man the weekend was a blur- I was gone of those bike parts and can’t remember shit

bike ninja

Someone who is riding their bicycle in dark/low visibility conditions, without a headlight or taillight. So-called because they are invisible, like a ninja.

The webcomic Yehuda Moon had a comic illustrating a bike ninja on April 14th.

I wasn't expecting to be out this late, so I didn't have my lights with me, and I was a bike ninja for the ride home.

When I crossed the intersection, I was almost hit by a bike ninja! Dude needs to get some lights and look where he's going.

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Tandem bike

(N.) A group of women who are on same menstrual cycle.

"After working here for three months, it was only a matter of time before I was added to Mary and Ashley's tandem bike."