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poor,miserable people,immigrating in a search of a better life.
I don't earn enough money to make the ends meet so I'm leaving Bulgaria to somehow live normally.
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a country that only blindingly patriotic bulgarians write definitions for. definitions boil down to claims that this country has the most beautiful women, yet no bulgarian woman has never won miss world or miss universe.
I saw a pornographic movie with a Bulgarian woman in it. She took it in both orifices with no lube and swallowed the goo with a smile. She made me very horny so I made an urban dictionary definiton. God I love Bulgaria.
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A country in the Balkans, with about 6.8 million people, and Sofia as its capital city. Bulgaria has, in the past, been a soviet satellite state. It has Slavic, Turkish, Romani, and other ethnic groups.
Bulgaria-
1: Igor and his family are Bulgarian, and are visiting family in Varna, Bulgaria, this summer. I hope they enjoy it.
2: Oh, I thought Igor was Russian.
1: Bulgarians and Russians are not in the slightest bit the same; this is not true.
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If you live in Bulgaria chances are your name is Maria, Ivan, or Ivanka. Has like 4.5 decent sized cities.
"You said your name is Ivan Ivanoff? You're definitely from Bulgaria..."
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The country that invented the first Computer, the Cyrillic Alphabet, the first digital watch, and the Ferris Wheel (among others).
A: Who invented the first Computer?
B: Bulgaria.
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literally the greatest country of all,
we invented and colonised the sun, but it was too hot so we moved back to earth,
then we colonised the earth with a single snap, but we decided to give land to other nations.
we've helped albania build the pyramids, making us №1 country in the world
macedonian retard: bro bulgaria is such a tatar shit country
true bulgar chad: shut up propaganda victor, bow to your master, slave
living under a rock guy: dude what is bulgaria?
true bulgar chad2: so bulgaria is the greatest country because *lists all real facts for that statement and tells him about the Bulgarian history*
true bulgar chad3: dude bulgaria is such a great country
true bulgar chad4: ikr, literally the best
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When someone makes a stupid/unrelated point, ask them what it has to do with the price of chickens in Bulgaria. It just sounds clever:) ...ish.
Person 1: *Completely unrelated comment*
Person 2: What's that got to do with the price of chickens in Bulgaria?
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