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When a girl wears a corset and she can't fit into it.
Wow, Miranda Lambert was really cannoli topping on the CMT Awards this year.
When a man with an uncircumcised penis overlaps his foreskin onto the head of a circumcised penis. The two men then jerk off until they ejaculate. This will fill up the foreskin of the uncircumcised mans penis making it look like a cannoli.
Two men bought a house in San Francisco and as a housewarming gift the next door neighbors gave them a Foreskin Cannoli
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Flesh Cannoli is another term for a flaccid un-cut penis hailing from italy with dry itchy flakes.
"HEY MA! WHERE THE FUCK YOU HIDE ALL MA FLESH CANNOLI'S!?"
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a term for when a guy takes his girl/guy out for mexican food (preferably guacamole) and later during the night sticks his hard penis up their nose in hopes of covering it with boogers. he then proceeds to stick it in their mouth as they throw up upon his member.
-"Dude did you give Sarah a guacamole cannoli last night?"
-"Yeah, but I couldn't finish because her fuckin dog Tess came out and started barking."
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1. noun. Fine Italian twine used to secure boxes at fine boutique bakeries. Superior to baker twine and twice the thickness of pastry yarn. Street slang for higher gage butcher's string.
2. verb. action of using cannoli filling in a sexual manner to "capture" an victim by catering to their sweet tooth. Classic move by pastry perverts.
I cannoli roped Rachel last night. She sucked out the cream and gave me a dessert.
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when your eating a girls pussy and she has a damn cheesy yeast infection
I was eating this bitch's pussy and she had a really bad tuna cannoli.. it was like she dump a pack of cream cheese in her pussy.
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a hot cannoli occurs naturally during the utilization of the good old' "pull out" method. he places his weiner right between the labia majora and proceeds to SHOOT his splooge onto the woman's stomach before it ricochets back onto the top of his dick, thus creating a hot cannoli.
after I got done fucking Ethel, my jizz shot out so strong that I gave myself a hot cannoli!
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