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Being slowly eased out of the place you live by being made unemployable by a malicious rumour campaign, hense being on a permanent Christmas holiday
"I am fed up of this guy"
"You want to make it Christmas for him ?"
December 25th. A time of the year where you get most of the stuff you want during the year. Time spent with family friends and sometimes if you have one with your boyfriend. A time to eat a lot of cookies and food that you make. ....... Oh and Jesus
"Oh my god christmas is so close and can just see the presents in my mind."
An atheist's #1 excuse for gifts, followed by their birthday.
Atheist: I'm so glad it's Christmas!
Person: I thought you were atheist.
Atheist: So?
there once was this dude named dude. one christmas morning dude was excited because he had finally discovered the true meaning of christmas. after battling evil in the blistering cold, he had found it. what was it? well the true meaning of christmas is what you believe it to be. i believe it's being with your friends and family. enjoying every moment. and never letting kangaroos steal your christmas cookies
Christmas is awesome
The day when Jews all around the world go to the movies and eat Chinese food.
"Hey how was your Christmas?"
"Awesome, I went to see Avatar and then ate at Wu's Kitchen."
A cleverly ployed marketing scheme beginning late November and carrying on into January.
"Dude, Christmas is Jesus' birthday"
"Jesus who?"