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A holiday that is basically the same as Halloween and New Year
1) Uncomfortable social gatherings
2) Kids begging for sweets + money
3) Shops selling cheap tat that goes in the bin afterwards
4) People getting dressing up to look stupid
5) Fairytales people say are real
6) Themed music and movies
7) Crap jokes
8) Christian pedofiles telling everyone they meet theyre excited its that time of year again
Christmas that magical time of year. The 'magic' has nothing to do with a high blood alcohol level.
Being slowly eased out of the place you live by being made unemployable by a malicious rumour campaign, hense being on a permanent Christmas holiday
"I am fed up of this guy"
"You want to make it Christmas for him ?"
An atheist's #1 excuse for gifts, followed by their birthday.
Atheist: I'm so glad it's Christmas!
Person: I thought you were atheist.
Atheist: So?
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there once was this dude named dude. one christmas morning dude was excited because he had finally discovered the true meaning of christmas. after battling evil in the blistering cold, he had found it. what was it? well the true meaning of christmas is what you believe it to be. i believe it's being with your friends and family. enjoying every moment. and never letting kangaroos steal your christmas cookies
Christmas is awesome
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The day when Jews all around the world go to the movies and eat Chinese food.
"Hey how was your Christmas?"
"Awesome, I went to see Avatar and then ate at Wu's Kitchen."
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A cleverly ployed marketing scheme beginning late November and carrying on into January.
"Dude, Christmas is Jesus' birthday"
"Jesus who?"
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