college

An institution designed to steal friends and leave high schoolers feeling lonely and dejected.

High Schooler 1: Oh, I'm going to hang out with my friend Bob today---oh wait, I can't. COLLEGE STOLE HIM. Along Sallie, Martin, Allie, Chris, Denis, Justin, Ellie, Stacy, Amanda, Jimmy, Marina, Genny, and pretty much EVERYONE COOL.

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College

The place where you build your beer bong community. Also defined as a place where male humans find fresh female humans to ride on.

"Better wash your balls and brace for unexpected blowjobs because we're going to college!"

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college

(adj) Something that is considered a waste of expenses and the number 1 cause of stress in today's teens (not to mention the paying parents).

I didn't want to buy those SAT study guide books because I thought they were so college.

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college

a highly successful money-making scheme used to squeeze every last penny and brain cell out of innocent highschool grads without any benefit to them.

I decided to go to college. Now I want to kill myself.

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college

A waste of time and money.

Guy 1: Hey, man stop playing video games; they're college.
Guy 2: I know...

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college

A place of higher education where professors try to screw students out of their money by being hard-asses and make them drop out; also a place where sex and beer are rumored to be in plentiful supply :)

Steve: Damn, I had to do a 50-page report on the stock market! Hey John, what did ya do today?
John: I took a 200-question test with 10 essay answers. I only got 20 of 'em right. Hey Cris, what did ya do today?
Cris: I got laid, dude, plus I got drunk, and....SHIT! I forgot to study for the test!

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college

Kinda like the 60's only with ipods and a wider variety of drugs and STDs

Grandpa: Well little Billy are you excited to go off to college?
Little Billy: Yea I'ts gonna be the time of my life!!

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