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The by-product of nuclear wings and too many beers (usually the fine brand Upper Canadian).
Dude, did you see that Hot Commodity at the end of the dock?
Nah, I didn't want to intrude.
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Something that has no real value in this world. Could be used in a variaty of casses, concerning women, men, drugs, prostitutes, people, ect...
That bitch is low commodity, she'll fuck and give u a rimmer for fun.
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An unfortunately high level of commode water causing hand semi-immersion for effective ass waiping.
Alright! Would you PLEASE adjust your toilet! The commode high-tide is worse than a fuckin' bidet. Now I gotta wash my hands fer real.
While getting a blumpkin, you vomit on the girl.
Yo janice was a freak, but she wasn't ready for the commode-o dragon.
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A formal way of saying "take a shit"
Tikh: Hey where ya headed to so fast?
Dylan: I just had my morning coffee, and now I gotta run some diagnostics on the commode!
To masturbate to fruition whilst taking a shit.
"The bus will be here in five minutes, looks like you'll have to blow your load on the commode, Billy!" mother shouted up the stairs.
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trucker who hauls shit you can't. Generally hard as fuck. Doesn't give a shit about how mad you are at them for making you 30 seconds late for your meeting
Girl : ooh look at that guy! Why is he so sexy?
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!