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Main Entry: lean cui-sine
Pronunciation: \ˈlēn, kwi-ˈzēn, kwē-\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English lenen, Late Latin coquina --- more at Felix
1 : a chronic marijuana smoker
2 : to lean
3 : Felix
That guy smokes just as much as Lean Cuisine!
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The International Cuisine is Employment for bums, full of illegal immigrants that only want free bags of curry Powder and onions. They stand at the side of converbelts and spit and throw melted biro's into microwave meals. There are 3 different shifts:
10pm - 6am ; For the stoners
6am - 2pm : For the Immigrants so they don't get took back to the middle east
2pm - 10pm: for the rest of the bums
Muva im going to get our 14 kilos of Curry powder for dinna
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Irish Cuisine is what you call delivering a hot pile of liquified feces onto your lovers chest during intercourse. It gets its name thanks to the description Denis Leary gives for traditional Irish food being boiled in a pot for 17.5 hours.
"I served up some Irish Cuisine for my girlfriend last night."
"Oh yeah? How'd she like the corned beef and cabbage?"
"No I wouldn't give her that - I had diarrhea and shit on her chest after I fucked her."
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Celebrated on July 1. People celebrate this day by eating coochie.
Kevin: I’m going to Talia’s house this afternoon.
Ryan: Why?
Kevin: Because it’s Coochie Cuisine Day! I’m going to eat her out like it’s a buffet.
Food prepared by chefs under the influence of Marijuana.
To the maître d': "Exquisite otherworldly flavour."
Oui madame... we have a new chef from Brooklyn, recently graduated from the renowned Haute Stoner Cuisine School.
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Any flavor or type of Top Ramen. Fancy Asian Cuisine has never been so easy to prepare.
Bob: *eating top ramen*
Randy: "Woah, that's some Fancy Asian Cuisine!"
I was at Popeyes dining on some authentic African cuisine.
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