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Deluxe Fungtashi

A ride on a chair or tire hung from a long rope on a high tree limb. The chair is wound up as many turns as possible and let go. The person taking the ride spins around and becomes dizzy.

Mary fell on the ground after we gave her a Deluxe Fungtashi.

by Emailthe March 26, 2009


krom deluxe

A large wooden sex toy involving a rubber holster, many strings, a handle, and a BIG ball. You can use it alone or during sex with other people. When using it during sex, it works best with the crazy zebra sex position.

"Daddy have you bought me the Krom Deluxe yet??"
"No babe but I'll go to the HO Depot sex shop tomorrow and we can have some fun then ;))"

by daddydeluxe January 7, 2016


deluxe massage

The act of massaging someone's back, legs, sides, or any other area of the body within reach, while simultaneously stimulating their anus with your tongue -- the act being especially relaxing just after someone wakes up, and even more so at the end of tiring workday or any mentally or physically strenuous episode. The soothing relief of a deluxe massage on someone who suffers from chronic back pain cannot be overstated.

I swear Monday night feel like Sunday morning when my boyfriend gives me a deluxe massage when I get home.

by Emperor Megas February 23, 2014


Hater Deluxe

A person/thing that ebodies the quintessential hater spirit. He/She/It shoots down your dreams and aspirations, and on a smaller levels, your ideas and attitudes because they are not happy with themselves.

Jim: I just got a promotion! I will be making $15,000 more a year and my wife and I will finally be able to buy that new house.

John: Yea but you're still a slave to the man

Jim: Dude, you're a Hater Deluxe

by Jefe Hancock March 10, 2010

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Pecan Deluxe

A premium threesome blow job in which one person has your dick in their mouth and your nuts are in the mouth of the third person.

These two chicks came over last night and went down on me like mad- I almost busted a nut when they treated me to a Pecan Deluxe!

by culids July 28, 2009

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Arntz Deluxe

A ridiculousy small joint containing the trace amounts of pot leftover on the tray. In loving memory of our dear friend may he rest in peace.

Dude it's not a pinner it's an Arntz Deluxe.

by Trixie Kriewall June 26, 2007

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McSurf'n'Turf Deluxe

A mcdonald's double cheeseburger and fish fillet sandwich- Fish fillet removed and placed between the two burgers of the double cheeseburger. Discard the fish fillet's bun.

A delicacy reserved only for the epically fat.

"Dude, if we're heading to Micky D's, I gotta get a McSurf'n'Turf Deluxe. I haven't had that shit in a minute."

"Hey, McSurf'n'Turf Deluxe is how you make a double cheeseburger healthy."

by TheOriginalTaryn May 25, 2009

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