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Derk head is another form of swearing at someone. It is the slang variation of D*ck head.
"Paul ur a derk head!"
"Why did he do that? hes such a derk head!"
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The act of running rampid around a small four walled room while useing two hands to caresses ones lower region to point of eruption. You can rate your preformance by the ammount of white fluids that cover the wall.
Rooms such as parents room, bedroom, dinningroom, class room, principles office and jail cell are perfect examples of areas that the derk jerk would be most effective.
Bryce: Hey, what did you do last night?
Aaron: I did the Derk Jerk in my mothers room!
Bryce: Awsome im going to do that tonight in my sisters room
*High five*
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slang for "dirk wad" or "ass hole". Frequently used in the praries of Canada and the United States. Very mean and should not be used unnecessarily
Bob: "OMG Mandy you slept with my brother!?!? You are SUCH a derk hole!!!"
Mandy: "I know, I'm sorry. I'll never contact you again."
1. Someone who talks with a dirty mouth
2. derk
Mr. X: Dude I was msurbating ALL night
Mr. Y: You're such a derk magerk
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Dirty Derk is when the winner of a board game removes all clothing and slaps his dick across the faces of all the players he
defeated until erect. Once erect, the board game champion will proceed to masturbate until climax, aiming his ejaculate at the worst player of the game.
How does he always win?? Guess were about to get Dirty Derked again!
Dirty Derk is a playful nickname given to an exceptionally charismatic individual who possesses a keen enthusiasm for board games, a deep appreciation for the musical stylings of Gwar, and happens to exude an undeniable handsomeness. This term is often used affectionately to describe someone who effortlessly combines their love for strategic tabletop gaming, an affinity for headbanging to Gwar's intense performances, and an overall captivating physical presence. Dirty Derk serves as a reminder that being intellectually engaging, having diverse musical tastes, and possessing charm can coexist harmoniously, making for an incredibly dynamic and appealing individual.
If you haven't met Dirty Derk, you're missing out. He's one of the best people everrr!
one who refers to all types of "ceck;" wears v-necks that stretch to his "treenis" of a ceck all day; makes love to women with0out making eye contact; replaces all vowels and consonants with the letter "E;" rides around on a longboard that he claims is "half his size"...in reference to his twelence foot ceck, of course
that kid is one derk welkens...i saw him blow a mammoth sized load in four bitches' mouths!!
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