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the biggest, blackest, most intimidating dildo ever. Not intended for mass production.
Divorcer:
Some Guy: What's the biggest thing you've ever stuffed in there?
Girl who loves huge dildo's: Well once I got an entire vase in there, but it was no divorcer.
At a Mexican restaurant;
Guy: Boy that burrito sure was huge, probably the biggest I've ever eaten.
Other Guy: Yeah dude, that thing was as big as the divorcer.
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A divorce vacation; after an arduous divorce process, a vacation is deserved, simply to celebrate newfound legal freedom.
I can't wait for this divorce to be finalized so I can go on my divorcation to Hawaii!
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The long way round to buy a house for a women you dont like.
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A selfish practice, much like abortion, that should be outlawed. Special circumstances should exsist,for exceptions. Getting in the way of "my sex life" isn't one of them.
There's no such thing as a good divorce.
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A legal seperation of the hearts and assets.
AKA I hate you; it's over; get the fuck out; that is all your shit, the rest is mine, you got too fat, I met someone new.
Tom came home after a 3 day crack binge to find all his clothes piled on his wife's front lawn partially burnt as the police served him a with a restraining order obtained by his crackhead wife who had been on a 5 day binge the week before.
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The screw-in' you get, for the screw-in' you got!
A way to put out the trash. Grabage costs money to get rid of!
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A means of concluding a marriage which does not include a funeral.
Julie: I can't believe Josh is dead. After 12 years of marriage, his poor wife must be heartbroken. I don't think she'll ever be with another man.
Kim: Well, I felt like that when Josh divorced me for her, but me and Steve are more in love today than ever!
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