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A mung donor is one who declares, in their will, that their body (after death) will be used for the purposes of munging. This is often done for the financial gain of a specific church or charity, or just because they like the idea of it.
My Uncle Harry was a mung donor, he gets munged every Friday.
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A donor bike is a ridiculously small mini-motorcycle that has become a nationwide menace the past few years. Donor bikes are identified by the presence of an idiot behind the handle bars, no helmet and a blatant disregard for traffic rules. Additionally, 80% of riders at some point become organ donors after the required fatal crash.
"Look at Jose on his new donor bike!!! Hope his organ card is updated!"
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A person that is so attractive that they cause immediate erections.
Hey Biff, have you seen the girl that just moved in upstairs? She's a definite Boner Donor!!!!
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A Sperm Donor is a guy who goes to a Sperm Bank/Clinic and masturbates until he ejaculate all of his sperm into a cup. Then the clinic is supposed to give it to a girl who wants to have a kid.
The sperm donor's intention is to merely gets paid for donating his sperm and have no financial responsibilities for the child that comes from the girl who injects his sperm into her vagina! - Period!
However, some girls try to sue the guy who donated his semen to her for child support, KNOWING that the guy only donated his sperm cuz he thought he wouldn't have to support the child!
*Location: Sperm Clinic*
Smart, successful and sexy teenage boy (18 years old) after masturbating and ejaculating out all of his sperm turns to the nurse and says: "Okay, here's my sperm.- This is anonymous and I won't have to pay child support later cuz that's what a sperm donor is, right?"
Nurse: Absolutely! Now here's your $600 for your donation.
****** 9 Months Later*****
Girl who injected the guys sperm and birthed a baby gets a lawyer to call the guy who jacked off for money: "Hello, your sperm was responsible for the birth of this child, so I'll see you in court to discuss you paying child support to this girl for the next EIGHTEEN YEARS!
Guy: WTF?!?!?!?!?! THAT'S NOT FAIR! - THIS IS SO FUCKING MESSED! HOW IS THIS EVEN ALLOWED?!?!
Lawyer: Federal Law: Your Sperm=Your Baby. - See you in court.
***The End***
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An insult towards males, implying that they have a vagina and that they regularly exploit themselves with it. This can also be used as an insult towards females, implying that they're whores and/or sluts.
"You fucking poon-donor!"
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A woman who gave birth to you with no intention of being a mother.
She ain't my momma, she was my womb donor. Get it straight.
When a man smashes a girl on the rag, then follows up by smashing another girl without washing properly
Ben smashed that Becky girl during her period, then went to Heathers house and gave her the D without a shower, he is such a blood donor.