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Get yer missus to tilt her head back and open her mouth to its widest point. Now pour in milk until her mouth is full to the brim. Gently rests your cornhole on her nose and teabag her mouth on testy at a time so that your balls displace the milk making a fitting plopping noise. Keep teabagging until the milk is half gone then proceed to ram your cock right in there making sure to displace all the milk and choke the bitch
Wow the dunker's delight is better than digestives!
dunky dunky! That's how we do!
Fun for all the family with a dunka dunka
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When a man has sex with a girl who is lubed up with another man’s man fat, his penis is now referred to as an 'oaty dunker', because he has stirred another man’s porridge…
Big Dave, “Oh man, I was with Katie last night, it was great! What a filth bag”
Little Jonny, “No way man, me too! I went in straight after you, then afterwards she cleaned my oaty dunker with her mouth. Total filth!”
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A male who works for a porn company and prepares gay actors for sex scenes his job is to stick his penis inside of another males anus and checks for chocolate ensuring there will be no shit smears on the actors cock.
Times are so hard finacally that brad took a job as a Choco-Dunker!!! He must be hard up for cash!
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A man who, after inserting his penis into the anus of another, proceeds to put it in the same individuals mouth.
GOD, I can't stand 50 Cent. Why did he have to double dunk on the five year old girl?
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The sexual act of inserting ones donkey size penis into a womans orfice.
I'm so pissed at my boyfriend. I need a donkey dunker.
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group of elite individuals who dunk their asses into the water of your toilet bowl.
Little did she know, I was a former member of the Justice League of America's Ass-Dunkers JLAA-D!
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long tit's that hang down on bar when drinking
bartender says, Sweetheart you need to setup a little your trouble dunkers will get wet draging the bar..
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