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A roommate who knows not various things. Including but not limited to:
1. Turning off lights.
2. Making guests feel welcome.
3. Conversing with the fairer sex.
4. Closing the deal.
Way's to tell if your roommate is a P.E:
1. Complains about MISC. shit.
2. Offers too many times to go to Best Buy or HEB with him.
3. Stands awkwardly around when people are enjoying the scenery.
4. Quotes "I say, you guys have a bunch of random shit." "I will have to call bullshit on you, sir."
"Pumpkin Escobar brought a girl home last night....she left with one of my friends."
"Dude, did pumpkin seriously leave his light on again?"
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A man with a large penis and loves to get blowjobs
1- Hey look that guy looks like he is a camilo escobar.
2- Yea i would do him anyday
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Airport in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories.
1: Do you know about Vice City's airport?
2: No. What's it called?
1: It's called "Escobar International Airport"
the Escobar oil change can be multiple slangs or sayings originating in Rushford Minnesota and can be used as the following. Changing of black bong water, theft of catalytic converter, theft of wheels, siphoning of oil (theft), sale of illegal substances, reverse Alabama creampie, having an abortion then immediately getting pregnant
I parked my car in the alley and some bastard gave me an Escobar oil change
When you fall asleep with traditional corded earbuds and wake up with the cord wrapped around your neck possibly causing choking and asphyxiation.
I wore my shitty iPhone earbuds to bed and woke up with that cord on my neck like Pablo Escobar’s Necktie.
It is when you are Titty fucking a chick and when you’re about to blow, you shove it up to her nostril and it shoots out the other side.
I was chilling with Jennifer and right before I left I Pablo escobared her.
the most attractive human being on this planet
Sophia Escobar is the most beautiful girl in the entire world!!