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Seeing how far one can get their own duck up their own ass.
“I’m LeBron James and when I’m not slamming dunks I like flossing”
The sexual act involving the stimulation of the genitalia of a sex partner by the use of the mouth, tongue, teeth or throat; Done by straight pimps.
"Yo man, how was your night?" "Shit was bogus until she let me floss her."
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A phrase used to describe a women whom is wearing a thong bikini. The bikini is “flossing” between the butt cheeks.
Ay Bro the girl to the left is flossing hard af.
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1) Thong underwear, especially G-strings
2) A thin thread used for cleaning betweens one teeth.
3) embroidery thread
4) plant fibers
5) silkworm fibers
1) Girl, you can see your floss REAL bad. Pull your pants up.
2) I used floss this morning after I brushed.
3) My grandma used pink floss to embroider this pillow
4) There was a thick floss covering the cotton plant.
5) The silkworm floss was used to make a pair of silk boxers.
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the process of unfriending people from Facebook , leaving your News Feed clean of needless blather from people you either a) don't like, b) never talk to, c) never met, or d) all of the above. Conjures images to the process of removing unwanted objects from between their teeth to leave a pleasant smile.
(scrolling through Facebook friends list): "Who in the world is Mary Green?" -Steve
"Dude, that's your ex-girlfriend, bro." -Carl
"Man, you're right! What a b****! Why haven't I removed her from my friends list? I'm flossing her right now." (unfriends Mary Green from friends list) " "Thank God I got rid of her. Who else can I floss right now?" -Steve
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When an old man in a changing room puts one leg up on a bench, and then proceeds to dry his area by slowly flossing the towel between his legs
Ah jesus! did you see that old guy doing the floss?
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The Floss was Created by Russel Horning Known as "The Backpack Kid" originated on Instagram and caught the attention of Katy Perry and brought him to the SNL Show.
Have you heard about the new dance move called The Floss?
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