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Me: John was playing frogger and had a horrible accident leaving him in a somewhat less lively position....we put </life> on his tombstone.
Mom: that's what he would have wanted.
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A board game that sadly is more fun than the real thing.
OH man you totally hacks, instead of me being a billionaire you made me a poor philosopher.
Aww, you spilled semen on my totally cool Life Spongebob Special Edition.
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The process of continually downsizing all hope and expectations.
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The result of unprotected sex carried out by two horny idiots
Person 1: “Put your condom on, we’re gonna do it”
Person 2: “I’ll pass; I wanna create a human life that’s meant to suffer then die.”
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aka oh well,life sucks,wtf,life ain't fair,shit stinks
Biff - "What happened to your fender? Another hit and runner?"
Suz - "Ya I'm like George McFly w/ the kick me sign on my back! Sucks but that's life, right?"
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A catch-all term used to refer to life as a criminal; "the life" outside of the law.
"You're really thinking about quitting?"
"The life? Most definitely."
Vincent to Jules in Pulp Fiction
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