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Life

The result of unprotected sex carried out by two horny idiots

Person 1: “Put your condom on, we’re gonna do it”
Person 2: “I’ll pass; I wanna create a human life that’s meant to suffer then die.”

by Diantinatalist June 22, 2022

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that's life

aka oh well,life sucks,wtf,life ain't fair,shit stinks

Biff - "What happened to your fender? Another hit and runner?"

Suz - "Ya I'm like George McFly w/ the kick me sign on my back! Sucks but that's life, right?"

by chrisking5150 December 3, 2010

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life

The only thing you've got, in the end.

Have fun

Cherish it as best you can.

by Galen Deepinglen August 6, 2004

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the life

A catch-all term used to refer to life as a criminal; "the life" outside of the law.

"You're really thinking about quitting?"
"The life? Most definitely."

Vincent to Jules in Pulp Fiction

by Scroll Lock October 14, 2008

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Life

I wouldn't know. Haven't got one. I am addig definitions to the urban dictionaru for God's sake.

"Glenn do u have a life?"
"What What?"
"Glenn do u have a life?"
"Ermmmmm... NO."

by Glennjamin February 11, 2004

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A Life

OnE oF tHe MoSt RaRe ThInGs YoU cOuLd PoSsIbLy PosSeSs.
MANy do not have one. UNless you're a human being who has lead a hardworking, honest living, and has a good career, a wife, etc., etc.

Jefferson, you spent 12 minutes making an entry on the fucking urban dictionary. You need a life

by semeM April 17, 2018


Life

Life is unpredictable, but death is inevitable. People take life for granted, thats probably why you feel like it goes away too fast. You must look beyond the universe to find out what life really is. Take some serious time, and actually think back about life, and think deeply, your heart and mind will guide you to figuring out unanswered questions. Life is like a question, and you are the one that needs to answer: What is life?

Life
The human mind is the strongest aspect.
The mind can only project so much thought, but if you go beyond, you will be surprised at how much more you know.

by Wilson Yeh January 3, 2007

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