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To Escape A Life Threatening Scenario Using Techniques Learned From Bear Grylls Worst Case Scenario TV Show
Jude: Yo I heard you got into an accident last night on the freeway, are you ok?
Alex: Yeah after my car flipped and i woke up i quickly assessed the situation and Bear Grylls the fuck out of there
Jude: Nice!
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Your belly button. Contains everything you'd need to survive in the wild for 3 days. Can be used to catch dew or rain. Contains food crumbs since your last bath. Contains enough lint to braid a roap or start a fire. If you have an "Innie" bellybutton,you're fucked.
I only bathe once a week so my Bear Grylls Emergency Kit is always well stocked.
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When using your own cum as lube while masterbating
"I ran out of lotion so I was Going Bear Grylls Style..."
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the word gryllsing is the term used when you are doing something proper chilled, like toking, or describing what your doing later in the day. It is derived from the legend that is bear grylls who is my inspiration and also my new religion.
A classic example from everyday life ....
1. im guna be gryllsing down later.
2. im jus gryllsing at the moment.
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The best teacher. One of the only rated teachers. He looks like one of the guys from pesky blinders and his jokes are deader than mr robinsons trim
Mr grylls is a g
Adj. - someone who is way to loyal to their fans, even allowing them to control his actions whilst in the wild
I don't want to name my child The Enigma but my followers have decided.
You are such a Bear Grylls.
Verb:
The act of going down on a girl until she squirts into your mouth and down your throat.
Dave:
"I helped a girl discover she was a squirter...on my face, in my mouth, down in my throat...it was unexpected..."
Johnny:
"Wow bro you really went full Bear Grylls on her finally!"