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whap my bacon on her face

1. (Scottish Slang) The deploarble act of savagely placing ones penis on someones face.

"I noticed your maw was asleep and decided to sneakily whap my bacon on her face."

by TheGayMaker December 14, 2007

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I can't believe it's not but-her face.

When a person has a killer hot body but person's face isn't even good enough to be a butter face.

Ed: She's got a serious body on her but she's got the worst case of but-her face I've ever seen

Dave: Dude, she's got an I can't believe it's not but-her face.

by hcd631 June 27, 2011

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Cock-amole on her Face-adilla

To place one's seed on a woman's face.

I'd totally unload my cock-amole on her face-adilla.

by Peter? October 2, 2008

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Painting her face

In the same vein as painting her nails -- describes the 'occupation' of a woman that only entails sitting at home and doing nothing while her partner does all the breadwinning.

The term stems from women applying make-up as part of their apparent vanity pastime, hence the 'painting' term.

"He's at the store, working 24/7 while she spends her time painting her face."

by Devil Jones March 4, 2008


junked up her face

The gross over-modification of the face through either piercings, plastic surgery, tattooing, or some combination that completely changes the appearance.

She used to be such a beautiful model until she junked up her face with fake lips, plastic skin, and enough piercings to make a biker blush.

by Plasmaguy November 22, 2015


Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"

Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.

by a living spoon March 21, 2010


Beat her face

She got face fu**ed

Bro Iโ€™m tryna beat her face

by Beat her face February 14, 2022