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A man who gives someone a rimjob after a blumpkin
I gave conner a Carter Horton last night
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Tim Hortons is a fast food chain in Canada that supplies coffee, donuts, and a variety of other food options. At the height of their popularity, Tim Hortons was known as the go to destination for good food, but more importantly, good coffee.
Tim Hortons changed ownership in 2014. Burger King's parent company purchased the Canadian icon.
After the acquisition Tim Hortons made changes which ultimately lead to the companies demise.
Tom Hortons is a Canadian icon that sold out. A company that sells watered down coffee, questionable food, and worker rights that are non-existent. The company is now seen as a Canadian meme. A brand with poor reception that is continuously displayed in social media.
Thomas: Yuck, this coffee I'm drinking is terrible!
Danielle: Where's it from?
Thomas: Tim Hortons
Danielle: They have terrible coffee! I haven't been there in years.
Thomas: I was desperate!
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Hey have you finished your paper for SGT Horton?
No, fuck that dumb nig nog.
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1.) Guitarist for Papa Roach
2.) 'Jerry' also known as Rockin your F'in ass off! super-allen
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Head Coach of Varsity Field Hockey at Columbus Academy. Over 500 wins and probably one of the best if not the best high school field hockey coach in the USA. Basically just yells a ton and is always up everyone’s butt unless you’re JV because then she’ll love you. Not really that mean just intense because she wants to win. But she is famous for making people cry. When you see her riding around in her golf cart you better run!
“Wow did you see that girl come out of Anne Horton’s office? I DIDNT even cry that hard when my parents got divorced.”
When a Timbit, the classic Canadian version of a donut hole offered at Tim Hortons, is left out for too long and goes stale, it becomes a Horton Hole.
Canuck 1: Hey bud, did you leave any Timbits for me?
Canuck 2: I did bud, but they've been oot for a while. Probably Horton Holes now, eh?
Canuck 1: Agh, fuckin' way she goes.
When you go get Tim Hortons with your friends.
I'm hungry. Would be a great idea to go Horton-holing, eh?