Queef Huffing

An act in which one person, usually a teenage male, will shove their nose into the vagina of a pregnant woman, usually a milf, and sniff or huff her queefs. This is an incredibly horrifying sex act.

"Dude, isn't that so fucked up that that sicko was queef huffing with his own mom last night?"

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Jerk-Huffing

This can only be done by males. First, don't take a shower for a while. Then after your balls have gained the scent of vagina, rub your hand all over your balls. Get the scent of vagina scented ball sweat all over your hand. Finally, put your hand up to your nose and smell the beautiful scent of vagina while you jerk off with the other hand. Also instead of using your hand, you can get a good amount of ball sweat on your fingers and then wipe it on your top lip.

Chuck Norris is making a new exercise machine. After the strenuous workout he sits in indian style. Eventually his balls get a little hot and so he gives them a little scratch. After he removes his claws from his trousers he looks over his shoulder to see if any one is watching. After the coast was clear he gives his fingers a little sniff. To his surprise, the scent of his ball sweat covered fingers reminds him of his mothers vagina. Good ole chuck runs to his room, runs his finger through his moist red tight and curly ball hair. After finger combing his nuts, he presses his palm to his mustache and jerks his meat. Jerk-Huffing!

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pussy huffing

1. To sniff a cat and derive addictive pleasure from such activity.

2. To sniff a cooch and take pleasure from such activity.

Sarah likes pussy huffing, she cannot stop burying her face into Mr. snuggles, her cat.

Jack is addicted to pussy huffing, his girlfriend complains when he has chin stubble.

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Pantie Huffing

V. The act of smelling soiled panties for sexual enjoyment.

Japanese men are known to love Pantie Huffing

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French Huffing

The act of transfering nitrous from a faulty balloon (i.e one with a hole in it) to a fully functional balloon

Damn Sandi!!! French Huffing that fucked up shit takes skill!!

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Huffing Paint Post

an apropos nickname for the Huffington Post blog

He's just another liberal idiot spouting talking points from the Huffing Paint Post

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Machine Gun Huffing

When you give the little huff of breath through your nose when something is funny but you’re in public, but multiple in quick succession.

“Look at this joke Cindy sent me.”
“Lol, that caused major machine gun huffing.”