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Stealing alcohol from garage refrigerators besides your own.
Hey Jorge, drive me around while I go garage hopping to save up for Spring Break.
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A place where a couple go on a whim to spit off of and drop pennies. Then you look words up on Urban dictionary for trurty minitz. Then they proceed to kiss and touch the girls moobies. After that you sit in silence for 5 minutes and then guy unzips pants and girl reaches into guys pants to touch ding dong for the first time. Parking Garage elevator opens for first of three times. Girl and guy play it cool and act like they were just chilling. After man leaves girl continues where she left off touching the man's throbbing cock. Then 2 bikers come out of elevator where guy and girl play it cool again waiting for them to leave. 10 minutes later a third biker comes out of the elevator. Then the three bikers ride down the garage. After bikers have left continued touching of erected wee wee. Guy then lies on his back, then the girl tells him that's a bad idea and sit his bitch ass back up. Girl continues hand job. She's getting better at it. Finally a car comes to the top of the now dark parking garage. After the car leaves they decide to give up on their exploration. Guy awkwardly pulls up his pants and they exit down the 9 floor stairway.
"I was walking up to see the sunset and saw N and J Parking Garage it on the top floor!"
"No way, bro! They're so hot I'm jealous"
"Yeah they be cray"
"Arrow was packing too. Nat's a lucky girl
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The crack in your garage door that appears when you open the door. This is a great spot for putting Christmas lights and also decorating with holly. Although this is the ideal spot for putting Christmas lights, they may be crushed when the door closes.
Look at Zach's garage crack! It's the highlight of the season!
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1) A vagina that has been pounded so much by erect penises that it has become a resting place for said penises.
2) A nickname for a woman who has a tattoo labeled "boner garage" and an arrow pointing to her vagina.
Man 1: How many guys has she fucked?
Man 2: At least one hundred
Man 3: Man, hopefully her boner garage isn't still full.....I'm going for it
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A marijuana clubhouse runned by Brian Good Year in the ghetto area of Park lawn.
Yo wheres that smell of kush coming from? Thats Brian's garage.
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A complete ho who is down to fuck at any time.
Guy: "Wanna smash? Im bored af..."
Cum Garage: "Yeah im down"
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a way to show the world how quickly you give up on hobbies
1: this is a nice baseball bat, where did you get it?
2: i used to play but i gave up so now i'm selling it for two cents
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