The act of putting ones penis in a girls ass after she has a very spicy mexican dish for dinner then after that slapping her on the tongue for a spicy treat know as the jalapeno pete
ennis gave alisa a jalapeno pete because she was dying for a spicy delicious treat...
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When you need to spicy things up so you put some fresh sliced jalapenos in her ass.
Alexandra and I got spicy last night. I gave her the Jalapeno Toad.
To bring your own Jalapeno to a restaurant to avoid being charged a small fee for a side of Jalapeno that is so small that you have to go rant on facebook or Yelp and slander a buisness because you're a child.
Thank God I brought a Pocket jalapeno out to eat, I would've hated to complain again over such a irrelevant issue involving paying a small fee for a side.
It's where someone is really happy, and a little bit mental, over a piece of news
Wow, look over at Doug over there, he's like a jumping jalapeno!
Exhibiting outrageously silly behavior due to extreme intoxication, usually without any recollection the following day.
She was so wasted, she was bouncing off the walls, wreaking havoc everywhere, and just tossing jalapenos all night long.
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A term for a girl with an STD (most of time its hepatitis) = (simple terms) burning pussy
Rhonda: I went to the doctor and it seems I have hepatitis
Jerk: ha you got jalapeno pussy
Rhonda: shut up you fuckboy
Jerk: ........
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Also known as "asshole aflame".
I shouldn't have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now I have asshole aflame.
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