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Happens when a person is so fat that their ass weight actually puts so much strain in their legs that they have to limp. They usually don't even realize this.
Obese people usually have a mild to severe case of ass limp.
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An ailment or impediment, typically manifested through injury, that is feigned or exaggerated by a competitor to explain a poor performance
A: "Federer is one set and a break ahead now but his opponent has started to clutch at his hamstring after each rally, "
B: "Looks like he's getting a bit of a loser's limp."
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The inability of a man to get or maintain an erection in circumstances where the opportunity and the desire for sex is present. The psychological causes, among others, can include intimidation, insecurity, sexual humiliation, and feelings of inadequacy. Such feelings are often triggered by the discovery of his wife's infidelities, and can have a major impact on the future of the marriage.
Bonnie admitted to her husband one night that in desperation from the sexual neglect she had been suffering at home, she had for several years been seeking out and getting the heaven she craved from the stiff cocks of other men. And she blamed it all on him.
Mike thought about all the fights they'd had about sex, about all the times Bonnie had threatened him over the years. He thought about the times she had stormed out, and when he had demanded to know where she was going, she had snapped, "out to get fucked." But in his state of denial, he kept believing they were just idle threats and he ignored them.
But with the bitter truth crashing down around him, Mike became impotent because of the humiliation and shame and had a limp cock for months afterward.
Although Bonnie assured him that none of his friends or coworkers knew, and that she'd only been pussy for strangers, Mike felt trapped. To leave Bonnie and divorce her would mean that all the humiliating details would come out, and everyone would know he had been a sexually inadequate cuckold.
Mike couldn't bear that, so he tried to counter the humiliation he felt and his need to keep it all a secret, by publicly pretending that everything was normal and under control in their marriage. But his impotence meant that Bonnie still needed other men in order to get off, and Mike was forced to learn to accept it. There were no more secrets between them. Mike became Bonnie's anguished but submissive limp cuck hubby who had to wait up for her, while Bonnie fucked around.
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An unreponsive medical patient that is limp like a potato.
She was unresponsive to the point that she was dead weight or limp like a limp potato.
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When a male human inserts his fully erect penis into the anus of his partner. Upon full insertion into the anus, the erect penis is kept still without stimulation until it becomes fully flacid, at which point his partner defecates out his flaccid penis.
I tried the ol' limp cleveland on becky last night. I ended up getting a little more than I expected.
A fake or intentional limp, used to elicit a sympathetic response from friends or co-workers, by pretending to be injured.
"Did you see Dave's sympathy limp? Man he must really need some attention. I know he's not hurt."
A man who is older and cannot get an erection, has a soft penis called a limp triscuit
The old man had no Viagra and was left with an embarrassing limp triscuit while about to have sexual intercourse.