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A word coined by fans of the Dynasty Warriors video games with two usages. Derived from Lu Bu, a character in these video games.
"Lu Bu'd" is sometimes used as an adjective by fans to describe a character whose attack power has been substantially increased, making him or her as powerful as Lu Bu and as difficult to defeat.
"Lu Bu'd" can also mean the act of being defeated by Lu Bu, or a Lu Bu'd character. With this usage, it means the same thing as owned.
"OMFG, Lu Bu'd Zhao Yun in the Nanman Campaign is almost impossible to defeat."
"Dude, you've been Lu Bu'd."
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A degrading term used when a person fails a math test because they played too much computer games that week, or when a person is ranked in the 80th percentile after averaging 3 hours of combat arms a day.
Guy 1: Darn, I got a 69 on the Pre-Calc test.
Guy 2: You stayed up all night playing LoL...
Guy 1: Shut up.
Guy 2: Next Han Lu here
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Lu Bu (Fengxian)
Born 156 AD - Died 199 AD
43 Years
Place of birth - Jiuyuan, Wuyuan County
Lu Bu was a master of horse riding, archery and armed combat. He was tall and immensely strong for this, he was nicknamed 'The Flying General'. He had a horse called Red Hare, capable of 1000 miles a day. It was often said, "Among men, Lu Bu. Among horses, Red Hare."
He started his career as a Chief Secretary for Ding Yuan who treated him as his own son. However, when Dong Zhuo began to lay many splendid gifts at Lu Bu's feet, Lu Bu was talked into killing Ding Yuan.
Lu Bu was appointed Cavalry Commander and Imperial Corps Commander. Dong Zhuo adopted Lu Bu as his son and Lu Bu adopted Dong Zhuo as his father. From that moment on, Lu Bu became Dong Zhuo's closest bodyguard.
When the Allies took Si Shui Gate and faced Hu Lao Gate, Lu Bu was put in charge of holding the gate. The Allies faltered in the face of such unstoppable might, Gongsun Zan was about to be slain when a warrior charged out to save him.
It was none other than Zhang Fei in a drunken stupour, he fought with Lu Bu but neither gained the advantage.
Guan Yu joined his brother, but still Lu Bu showed no signs of fatigue.
Finally, Liu Bei joined the fray and Lu Bu was forced to retreat. The Allies took Hu Lao Gate and Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo burned the capital and ordered a mass exodus from Luo Yang to Chang An.
Wang Yun, a minister in the capital devised a plan to have Lu Bu kill Dong Zhuo, for this, he took a young dancer girl named Diao Chan and offered her to both of them. Lu Bu became enraged when he learned that Diao Chan had became Dong Zhuo's consort and swore to avenge her, he murdered Dong Zhuo as he stepped out his carriage one night.
When he was attacked by former officers of Dong Zhuo he retreated and sought refuge with Yuan Shao. Lu Bu entered the Yan Province where he fought with Cao Cao, but he lost this and fled to the Xu Province where Liu Bei was acting Prefect for Tao Qian.
Lu Bu called Liu Bei his little brother and settled in Xu. But the peace did not last for long.
Yuan Shu's General, Zhi Ling arrived in Xu with an army of ten legions, but Lu Bu sick of Zhang Fei and Zhi Ling's bickering took his Halberd and placed it in the ground. He then walked back 150 paces and announced if he hit the centre branch of the halberd head, there would be no fighting and if he missed, they could fight.
Lu Bu fired his arrow and it hit the exact mark he had indicated.
Lu Bu turned to Cao Cao and served under him briefly before betraying him and allying himself with Yuan Shu.
Lu Bu then took over Xia Pi and tried to align himself with Yuan Shu. Liu Bei was forced to turn to Cao Cao for help.
Cao Cao regarded Liu Bei highly and suggested a joint attack on Lu Bu. However, Lu Bu himself discovered the plot and attacked Liu Bei at Xiao Pei. Xiahou Dun was sent by Cao Cao, but withdrew when an arrow pierced his eye.
Liu Bei and Cao Cao then besieged Lu Bu at Xia Pi Castle and flooded the castle interior.
Having no solution to the problem at hand, Lu Bu's behaviour became erratic. He turned to drinking, then swore off alcohol altogether. Lu Bu then punished anyone who drank severely.
He was eventually betrayed whilst he slept and captured. His prized sted Red Hare given to Cao Cao as a peace offering, and his halberd thrown out the window.
As he sat in defeat, face to face with Cao Cao, he offered his services to him. But was rejected as Liu Bei reminded Cao Cao what Lu Bu had done to Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo.
Lu Bu immediately barked threats at Liu Bei, those were to be the last words he would ever speak, and he was beheaded at White Tower Gate.
For more information, check out www.kongming.net
Parts of this guide taken from there.
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A beautiful typical unique individual. The name is also unique. Never miss the chance to get to know a lu-kiara men can’t stop running after her. She has the body of a model and the knowledge of a college woman about to get a degree if u date a lu-kiara don’t mess things up
Refers to something totally overpowered and unstoppable. Comes from ancient Chinese history, and is referring to a lord back then who was undefeatable in single combat.
Then he got all Lu Bu on me and I was dead before I knew it.
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The king of Fighters. Man among men, like a rock, he is undefeatable and i giant compared to any man. The meaning of terror and the mennace of chaos.
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A girl who looks cool and intimidating but is actually shy and cute. She is perfect the way she is and wants those who questioned her and tried to define her to shut up. She is the most talented and hardworking girl and deserves all good things in the world.
I'm in love, Lu Keran is an angel
Are you okay?
No, I'm fucking crying Lu Keran is so pretty
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