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The kid that fkn smells like shit and looks like shit
(probs the kids called brock or reece)
(brock or reece walks past)
holy shit cunt put on some deo cunt
Brock: yea well why dont u go and poopoo
The manky kid: The kid thats manky
The unique currency men from the west of Ireland use to pay for somebody's mothers services.
Dublin Man: Yo P-Dawg, what you get up to last night?
P-Dawg: I spend me last manky fiver on a go of your Ma.
Dublin Man: Ugh..
one who cannot find sufficent monetry funds to wash themselves on a regular basis,
makes use of a burn, stream as a rudimentary bath when necessary,
regularly scrounges for money from friends or passers by,
smells of nothing more than the unpleasant scent of pure dirt,
owns bright blue and orange addidas trackies from roughly 10 years ago,
etc. etc.
James Robertson, commonly addressed by "Jim".
Malcom Huston - a step or 7 beyond smelly.
person a "Did you see malcom n jim fight for a whole hour for 40p and half a twix?"
person b "no! who got the 40p and part of a twix?"
person a "jim got half a twix (for which he was very grateful) but no-one gave him 40p"
person b "..manky bastard"
P.S. Insulting as this is Jim is infact a legend. Malcom on the other hand just smells.
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Used to describe a female genitalia that fucking honks. Usually the result of being ploughed through by the local rugby team, although can be caused by lack of cleaning.
Person 1: Did you smell something odd at the party last night?
Person 2: Yeah, that was just Helen’s manky flange.
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Somebody with a filthy mouth who says inappropriate things a lot
E.G. "I'd ate his shite" "you're just a manky rasher"
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(adj) a positive adjective used to describe a hardcore and good sounding guitar lick.
"manky" refers to the lick being "sick" or "ill" witch in slang terms means good.
Drummer: "I'll lay down a beat"
Guitar: "ok cool, i'll lay down some manky chops over it."
"Dude get a load of these manky chops"
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The act of engaging in violent or even vicious anal rumpy pumpy with Chris Martin. Chris pumps so hard that he ruptures the stomach of the other person, meaning that on withdrawal, blood, semen, bile and other bodily fluids seep out of the arsehole. The amount of fluid can be so large that it can kill the victim outright. Failing to do that, Chris must scoop the mixture off the floor and drown the other person in it. This is all done whilst listening/singing to Viva La Vida
What happened to Henry when he was backstage at the Coldplay concert last night?
Oh, he died happily. By a Manky Henry