Rural Dictionary

men

1. The inferior gender of the human race. And, with enough technological advancements, they will be rendered obsolete in the human reproductive process because the female eggs will be able to be transformed into "pseudosperm". (This has already been tested on mice, producing a fair amount of success).

2. The approximate half of the human population that acts like dogs. And therefore, should be treated like dogs. (Ex: removal of all reproductive organs)

1. Men are useless. Except for that long, dangly thing between their legs, which can be mass produced and purchased in a variety of colors anyway. So, yes, men are useless.

2. I just got my husband castrated.

by Silverflames7 August 1, 2005

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Men

The plural form of man . That's it. We aren't necessarily pigs though I am not going to defend us with a not all men statement. Why? Because I don't want to sound like an asshole.

Men... we're okay.

by Sam_han_tha December 25, 2017

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Men

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now....
I never looked at it this way before:
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist
AND...
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HIS terectomy

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN??

Men; found so commonly in woMANs problems! Explains a lot..

by off'with'the'fairies. October 9, 2011

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