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we have a new name for costa mesa "condado anaranjado" in state of mexifornia...
Yo dudes, " East of Interstate 5 " Orange county is going to the doggs, Costa mesaians have back to sea, home values going down, Baby boomers moving out ( some are checking out). Another 20 years and costa mesa will slums of long beach....
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place. also referred to as "Scary Mesa" do to its nack for housing unstable drama-seeking boobs.
guy#1 "did you see the fight in serra mesa last night?"
guy#2 "yeah i was all like "betcha wont hit em!!"
guy#1 "your not right kid"
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A Medcom Soldier who goes to sfas completely over weight out of shape and doesnt even make to the start of the course, and claims all the while that he was just going for the experience just to deflect from his total and abject failure. I.E. Epic Fail
See also: Spanish Table
spanish table medic palmer retarded fish frog special forces mesa
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The Black Mesa Button is what Mr. Sentual uses to blend up a G-Man from Half-Life 2 (a parody on youtube about the ever popular Will it Blend series)
Also to be used in situations where something so bad is going to happen and you know it is but you don't give a flying fuck
ex. Gordon Freeman going into the teleporter and it doesn't work (big surprise there)
I think i'll use The Black Mesa Button
They want me to go to Mars in a rinky-dink space-ship and i probably won't come back but i'll just use The Black Mesa Button
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Located in the best fuckin town in the world, Grand Junction Colorado. Colorado Mesa University (formerly Mesa State) is a place where High Schoolers and College kids don't think its weird to party together, or get high in the desert, or walk down the ever-famous North Avenue into the wee hours of the morning. CMU has the best of everything, babes, parties, and the second most dispensaries in western Colorado. Don't even think about moving to Grand Junction without knowing what a full suspension mountain bike is, or what a double cork rodeo looks like. Yeah, meth and shit is made like candy down there but hey, you don't have to do it. And once you walk into Country Jam, you'll see why the birth rate sky rockets exactly nine months afterwards. Where Chaco's and Air Jordan's are worn equally, CMU doesn't Fuck around.
"Hey man, where do you go to college?"
"Colorado Mesa University. BRO"
"Do you do meth?"
"only once....."
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The point in which your body falls asleep at your cubicle or desk, possibly multiple times in a day or shift.
I just finished my Popeye's lunch, and I hit the Wall of De Mesa.
I slept 2 hours prior to my 5 a.m shift; I will meet the Wall of De Mesa at 8a.m.
After a bountiful feast of Mexican food dishes, you take your female counterpart home for sexual activity. While you are in the process of having anal sexual relations with her and you reach your point of climax, you promptly stick your finger down your throat to make yourself vomit all over her back as you simultaneously ejaculate in her rectum. After you finish disposing of fluids inside of her, you proceed to take your half flacid package and rub it up and down on her back in your own vomit, so as to mimic an actual mudslide.
Holy shit! Ian just did the Mesa Verde Mudslide all over Katie!
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