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When partaking in le' sexy times and your cat pokes your butthole with his/her paw.
Girl: Hey honey, wanna take this upstairs?
Guy: Just make sure the cat isn't in the room this time.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Last time he have me The Furry Mitten. Most uncomfortable minute of my life..
16th to 17th century slang for female genitalia.
So John, how did last night go? Did you get a try on her fish mittens?
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An ill-conceived idea which is spectacularly useless. This phrase originated with the Dilbert comic strip.
"Hey, what do you think of my solar-powered flashlight?"
"I think it's about as useful as snake mittens."
cats.
Cat: *hiss*
Person: oh damn don't use your dangerous mittens on me!
Giving someone the middle finger while your hand is inside a mitten.
My neighbor is such an ass. I gave him the mitten finger while I was shoveling my driveway yesterday.
Teacher: "Do you guys know what pickle mitten means?"
Student: "No it sounds like a condom"
"No it sounds like a condom"