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Octagon of Doom

The octagon of doom refers to the act of having unprotected sex with a prostitute in a 3rd world country without a condom. Hence, the octagon is formed by the 8 diseases one is likely to contract, AIDS, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Crabs, HPV, Scabies, and Herpes.

"you were really taking your chances with the octagon of doom when you visited that whorehouse is Rwanda"

by pkp2236 January 30, 2010

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Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder

A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.

Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.

by Zack Marks September 27, 2016


Octagon Head

An Octagon Head is when a person head refers to the shape of an octagon. When a person is refereed to as an "Octagon Head" they may use certain vocabulary as "Swows." , "Shish." and "Yoy."

"Hey have you seen any Octagon Heads around here?"
"Nah, I can only see some fufing swows around these parts"

by Ant9077 September 16, 2020


octagon penis

An octagon penis is a supspecies of male genitelia that like the name suggests is octagon shaped. This is a leap in evolution that ensures the male will find a proper mate as it will only fit into a octagon vaginal shape.

Dude i totally thought i would get with that but then i saw her triangle vagina and had to accept that my octagon penis was not meant to hit that.

by DudeWithAttitudes December 22, 2016


Octagon

a shape with eight sides, that a certain talentless teenager doesn't know the definition of.... an octagon has eight sides, right, Hajime?

Man this room is shaped like an octagon...!

by TrishTrishTrish June 26, 2023


octagon

Octagon is an excellent shape,
It'll take over the world in a less than decade.
You should never call it a square or a cube,
Or your body would find in a metallic tube.

"Ayo, why his head is an octagon?"
"Probably his Creator lacks creativity or whatever."

by NeclirGo February 28, 2023


octagon

Pause

Bro octagon

by chaser17 September 21, 2021