life

The process of continually downsizing all hope and expectations.

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Life

The result of unprotected sex carried out by two horny idiots

Person 1: “Put your condom on, we’re gonna do it”
Person 2: “I’ll pass; I wanna create a human life that’s meant to suffer then die.”

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that's life

aka oh well,life sucks,wtf,life ain't fair,shit stinks

Biff - "What happened to your fender? Another hit and runner?"

Suz - "Ya I'm like George McFly w/ the kick me sign on my back! Sucks but that's life, right?"

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life

The only thing you've got, in the end.

Have fun

Cherish it as best you can.

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the life

A catch-all term used to refer to life as a criminal; "the life" outside of the law.

"You're really thinking about quitting?"
"The life? Most definitely."

Vincent to Jules in Pulp Fiction

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Life

I wouldn't know. Haven't got one. I am addig definitions to the urban dictionaru for God's sake.

"Glenn do u have a life?"
"What What?"
"Glenn do u have a life?"
"Ermmmmm... NO."

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A Life

OnE oF tHe MoSt RaRe ThInGs YoU cOuLd PoSsIbLy PosSeSs.
MANy do not have one. UNless you're a human being who has lead a hardworking, honest living, and has a good career, a wife, etc., etc.

Jefferson, you spent 12 minutes making an entry on the fucking urban dictionary. You need a life