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After much time spent holed up in the University of Pennsylvania, the inability to tell the difference between Brad Pitt and Brad "I rather resemble a huge piece of" Shitt. Typical outcomes usually range from self-induced blindness to denial to, in the worst-case scenario, complete aversion of the opposite sex or resorting to partners such as the homeless man who paces in front of Wawa or the ladies who so meticulously swipe cards at Commons.
Sometimes, even penn goggles aren't strong enough to make the average student at Penn look attractive. Most times, however:
(friend from home, looking at pictures)
Friend: Ew, how'd this girl get in the picture with you. She should've lost major points on her SAT for ugliness.
Penn guy: Yeah, that's, uh.. my girlfriend.
Friend: Oh, wow. Do you need your perscription checked on your glasses buddy?
Penn guy: No, I actually don't wear glasses, I'm just wearing penn goggles.
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Probably the most popular girl in Brooklyn. Ex child model, known for her interesting y2k fashion (that only people from Brooklyn would understand), she is the idol for many 13 yr olds in Park Slope who all want to dress like they are homeless but didn't have the confidence to do so until the saw THE Murphzzzzz doing it!
Park slope girl #1 " Guess who I saw at Gov Ball last weekend! Murphy Penn!!"
Park slope girl # 2 " Omg! I always see her snorting Addy on subway station benches"
Park slope girl #1 " Yuck! Lets go to L train now"
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Definition for a teacher who is usually a stoner.
"Look at that Mr Penn he's stoned as fuck"
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It is by far the worst place to live in the United States, there are more rednecks here than Alabama and there's nothing to do.
Who the hell would want to live in Penn Yan?
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A place in the middle of bumble fuck PA where people are stuck in the 1800's. Most of the people there are somewhat insane, then there are some who are FUCKING INSANE, like tripping on acid they found in their shed INSANE they drive all the people they know crazy with guilt trips. The local movie theater is a dump and is actually a house. smells like smoke. The only good thing about the town is its cafe. the rest is ass backwards and confused, theirs a kick ass clarinet player, Ms dairy-air winner and a little leprechaun though.
"Hey man want to go to Penns Valley?"
"NO WAY! I would rather shit in a shoe and call it a town!"
"Whats the difference?"
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When you go to Pennsylvania but you're not happy about it. The implication is that it is like a prison sentence.
I'd rather stay in New York but I have to go to the State Penn this weekend.
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the term "a sean penn" is used to describe an egotistical person who thinks that there opinion should matter more than other people's. a sean penn is commonly fond in places such as LA, sanfransisc, the inner party of any communist country, and pretty much any other hotbed of ass holes. a sean penn will often make huge outlandish claims, and often will not respect the right of others to free speech. in addition a sean penn will not do any good deeds unless a camera crew is watching, or it will gain him publicity. dew to the fact that a sean penn will only do a good dead if seen by others they are not good deeds, just appear to be because he is rewarded with publicity. a sean penn will often not realize that just because he has some "higher social status" he knows what is best for those bellow him. a sean penn will often call for the arrest of US citizens when they make fun of his "friends, such as the Communist tyrant Hugo Chaves. a sean penn is a blight on society and huge pain in the ass, who should be convicted of treason, however his bull shit is way to easy to make fun of.
liberal hippy duché: ive been to Iraq you know! before american arrived it was a nice place where woman could walk down the street with out cloths on there head, and could drive cars, and vote in free democratic the election that happened every 2 years.
Normal person: shut up all you are is a sean penn.
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