Pitch Slapped

When you believe you are engaging in a legitimate conversation only to find yourself staring down a sales pitch.

My neighbor said he wanted to show me something and when I went over to his house he Pitch Slapped me.

Pitch-off

is performed when a man ejaculates into his hand and pitches directly into the face of a woman. It is especially satisfying if the woman is completely caught off guard by the throw. Also called Around the Horn.

My girlfriend and I got into a terrible fight. She said I didn’t surprise her anymore. I felt bad and treated her to a pitch-off. She did not seem to understand my gift. So I hit her in the face.

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elevator pitch

What you say when you have a powerful person trapped in a small space (say, an elevator) for about 30 seconds.

Trey: Kobe started a new company. Pretend to give him your best elevator pitch on how he should fund your idea.

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pitch a tent

To have an erection while lying down so that the sheets covering you pop up like a tent with a pole in the middle.

Peter: "Wanna go camping this weekend?"
Quagmire: "The only tent I'm gonna be pitching this weekend is...well you see where I'm going with this one...awwwwwww riiiight!"

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Pitching and catching

Pitching is when you are the power top in a sexual encounter and catching is when you are taking it

So I was "pitching" to John and man was he "catching" it. Eg. Pitching and catching

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Pitch Perfect

A movie that is now almost equal to or greater than Mean Girls in how commonly females quote it.

"Lesbianest."

"I ate my twin in the womb."

"Aca-amazing!"

"I'm horizontal running."

"You are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard that your man boobs are gonna go concave."

"Hammer time!"

And the list endlessly goes on in Pitch Perfect.

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fever pitch

the height of finality. comes to a boil, the end all

this Paris Hilton arrest has come to a fever pitch in the media.

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