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To waste useful time by masturbating
Ryan decided to procrastibate instead of revising for his finals. Cheeky lad
Instead of taking care of more inportant obligations you masturbate instead
I was supposed to be at work at 7 but I procrastibated and i didn't make it till 9
To masterbate to put something off when you don't want to do it, or if you are just trying to waste some time.
"Ugh, I have so much homework to do....screw it, I'm just going to go procrastibate."
"I never hang out with friends since I'm ALWAYS procrastibating."
Pleasuring one's self in order to avoid responsibility or to stall.
Instead of studying for the test, I chose to procrastibate for hours.
Masturbating while procrastinating.
I did not get much study done today because I was procrastibating.
When one experiences procrastination via masturbation.
When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
Jack: "I really wanted to get my homework done, but Katy Perry was on TV and the procrastibation took over."
Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
When needing to do something, only to have a sexual thought, image, or sound provoke your inner horniness, thus making you procrastinate, probably due to seeking out porn.
"Dude, I wanted to get that paper done, but I saw a picture of a topless chick on Youtube and was pulled into procrastibation.