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To waste useful time by masturbating
Ryan decided to procrastibate instead of revising for his finals. Cheeky lad
Pleasuring one's self in order to avoid responsibility or to stall.
Instead of studying for the test, I chose to procrastibate for hours.
Instead of taking care of more inportant obligations you masturbate instead
I was supposed to be at work at 7 but I procrastibated and i didn't make it till 9
To masterbate to put something off when you don't want to do it, or if you are just trying to waste some time.
"Ugh, I have so much homework to do....screw it, I'm just going to go procrastibate."
"I never hang out with friends since I'm ALWAYS procrastibating."
Masturbating while procrastinating.
I did not get much study done today because I was procrastibating.
When one experiences procrastination via masturbation.
When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
Jack: "I really wanted to get my homework done, but Katy Perry was on TV and the procrastibation took over."
Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
Putting off masturbation because of copious amounts of other work you have procrastinated too much on.
"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."