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dude, im going to hell today
oh you mean Westgate smoky mountain resort?
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If you’re truly desperate for some soft serve ice cream, but you don’t have any, you can bend over your asshole, shit in your mouth, and boom. Soft serve. Note that the ice cream tastes like shit.
Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!
funny twitter user who makes funny little tweets on a funny little contraption called a phone
rusty: im going to the rainbow resort!
rain @rainbowresort_: holy crap youre doing WHAAAAT?!?!?!
Diamond Hotel & Resort is a great hotel that makes you feel like you're home! It is a family friendly hotel on Roblox and if you ask me, I think it is an amazing hotel! It has lots of things that you can do. If you were to join their group, they would treat you like royalty! Just ask one of our customers!
Owner: What do you think of Diamond Hotel & Resort?
Customer: It's a great hotel! I get a ton of sleep and their beach is beautiful! I recommend to go there.
So how about you stop on by to get some ice cream and relax with everyone. And always remember this. Diamond Hotel & Resort is where every diamond shines.
"Oh my gosh Billy, it's Diamond Hotel & Resort! We gotta go there before all the rooms are booked!"
Overeating, drinking and being a total pig while staying at an all inclusive vacation resort
Bruh trally packed on the pounds while he was a resort porky..
the place to spend your summer. although filt with underage teens high outta their minds you can make memories to last a life time. friends that become family and your summer love. with things to do every night. teens are out to curfew having a the time of their lives. on the weekends party’s and small concerts. if you don’t spend your summer at catskills adventure resorts your missin out:))
hey wanna come to the catskills adventure resorts with me this summer?
Adjective - Last Re Z Ort Sna k
An item of food, typically small and eaten when one is slightly hungry, that is only desired when no other items of food of this description are readily availible.
“I went to look for the cheerios but we were out so I had to have a last resort snack instead.”
“What did you have?”
“A breakfast bar”
“You don’t like breakfast bars (???)”