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The act of emailing your resume to dozens of companies, regardless of your qualifications or if they are hiring. Employers tend to delete it immediately, just like you delete anonymous emails offering you free ipods and prescription pills.
me: "I was up all night resume spamming thirty companies."
him: "Why don't you apply at Taco Bell?"
me: "It hasn't been sixty days since I last applied there!"
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A person who slips their resume into every company imaginable.
John has been a resume slut for 8 months and STILL doesn't have a job!
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The act of adding every little detail about one's life, including but not limited to:
1) in which city were you born in
2) which schools you attended and in which cities
3) what accomplishments you've achieved, academic, curricular, etc.
4) where have you worked or currently work at
5) what skills or hobbies you acquire
6) which university or college you attended and in which year you graduated
7) what did you major in while you were completing you're post-secondary education
and the list can go on on.......
but sadly enough, even after exposing everything about one's life via facebook, still many people are unable to find jobs. This is because facebook is not a website to look for jobs/work.
John has been updating his facebook continously over the past two months. He has listed all his academic accomplishments, what teams and institutions he has worked for, where he has volunteered and worked, what scholarships and bursaries he has received and where and what he studied and in which year. But despite his habit of updating his Facebook Resume, he has been unable to find himself a real job. John has been unable to realize that facebook is not made for this purpose.
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Evidence that one is not racist. The quality and presence of a black resume ( having relations with or to a black person). For instance if you have a black friend that is a lame black resume. But if your step daddy is black. And you grew up on ham hocks and black eyed peas, your half sister is black, you have a decent black resume.
If someone says you’re a racist. You can reply… “impossible, my dads black, I have a black resume.”
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The list of concerts performers and artists will/did perform in with other bands, soloists, groups, MC's, & Mixer/Producers.
I could tell you about her Musician's Resume, but releasing dates to soon is againsed Co. policy and leads to ticket consuption and scalping by sindicated companies and gives the general main blue collar public no chance to see the show. Isn't Comercialism a B**h.
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This is a term for a kid in high school who will do pretty much any charitable act or good deed just so it appears on his or her resume and may boost his or her chances of getting into the college of their choice. The college of their choice is usually Ivy League and the typical College Resume Whore is someone who's mother still packs their lunches and who says they can be anything they want to be - as long as they get into a top school.
To be a true College Resume Whore (or CRW) the person must be doing the volunteering and good deeds for the sole purpose of loading up their resumes so that colleges will think they are a Saint and accept them. If someone is volunteering just because they enjoy volunteering they are not CRWs, they are a classic nerd or just a genuinely good person.
College Resume Whore: YES! I've been accepted to MIT, I guess volunteering all those hours slopping food onto old people's plates at the retirement home was worth it to seal this deal!
Volunteer recruiter: OK, so this volunteer work requires you to wipe all the brown stains that the washing machines won't take out of these kid's underwear. Once you've done that you can read them stories until their parent's pick them up from daycare. The parent's should be arriving in five hours, I hope you like Dr. Seus!
College Resume Whore: Shiiit, this better get me into that Ivy League school! I will not take going to a state school, Ivy League school's just sound better, I must go there at all costs!!!
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Similar to a concert resume, a strip club resume is a complete and comprehensive list of strip clubs one has attended. Often casual conversation between fellow strip club goers. This resume lists the establishments, but is even more interesting when it includes names of dancers who caught one's attention or were exceptional at their craft.
My strip club resume so far has 5 clubs and more than 25 strippers listed. May it continue to prosper and grow till I am too poor, or too married, to go.
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