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Derived from a video featuring pornographic actress 'Eva Angelina' being inseminated despite earlier claims from 'Rigger Dan' the man whom was boning her, assuring that he wouldn't--yet did anyway. To add further insult to injury, Rigger Dan, as graciously as a jerk can be then tells the whimpering Eva that it's "Not my problem!" and leaves her be to simper in his liquid children.
To be a Rigger Dan frankly speaking, is to be a conniving, autonomous rascal who burdens others with little to no concern to the consequences their peers may now face, but they do not.
Example of how to correctly use the term 'Rigger Dan'.
Kevin: I'm going to be gone for a month, alright John? Can you feed my cats while I'm gone? Here's my spare apartment key for whenever you can stop by. See you later!
*two weeks later*
Albert: What's up man, how's it going?
John: Not much, just chillin'.
Albert: Hey what's this?
John: Oh, those are Kevin's house keys. He's gone for the month, wants me to feed his fucking cats or something.
Albert: When was the last time you fed them?
John: Who gives a rat's ass? I'm getting high; that's more important right now.
Albert: Don't you think his cats are fucking dead by now John?
John: Not my problem, wasn't my problem. I'm not the one with dead cats.
Albert: Way to be, Rigger Dan.
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You’ll need 3 things, big meaty claws, activated charcoal( to make it black), and a volunteer. What you do is you make the volunteer eat the activated charcoal and you stick your fist up there ass so damn far and you proceed to I hydraulically pump there ass with your fist till there black shit spews out like a oil rig.
Dude that orgy was great, I did the ol oil rigger on a innocent victim
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Someone who can turn absolutely anything into something spectacular.
Jimmey just physically jumped off the Empire States Building; on the way down he managed to eat dinner, phone his mom and two sisters, book a massage appointment, buy some Microsoft stock, sign a few autographs, broker a deal for world peace, build a re-usable space craft that not only could shuttle himself safely to the ground, but managed to book several flight plans to the moon. Jimmey Rigger never had time to use the space craft though to land safely, he had to cut his fall short to drop in on the 63 floor for a dental appointment.
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a bald headed man that is repeatedly sodomized by offshore riggers.
That guy thinks he knows everything, but he's really just a rigger monkey!
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A specific type of space shuttle. The type to travel to different planets and be like wooooooshhhhajajsksjsjskkk BOOM.
Bro im finna hop on the Rigger Naper and head to pluto
A mane hungry person who is as tight as a ducks arse and wouldnt give you the steam of his piss.
Quote " That Timmy fella is a pure rigger"
Scientific ingenuity skills, the type of stuff that is there, used and works, despite it not being the most optimal solution. It is an honor to be called a rigger, MacGyvers, MacGyvering, MacGyvered, nigger-rig, MacGyverism, nigger-rigs, nigger-rigging, nigger-rigged.
The vehicle keys got lost and we couldn't move, and nigger rigger Guy ( the MacGyvered ) just stuck a pen in that thing there, and it and we were able to drive to the service station using inertia.