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Roto-Rooter

The deviant sexual practice wherein the gentleman defecates into the mouth of his partner, filling it to the brim, then proceeds to use his engorged genital (or in this case, foaming pipe snake) to bang said mouth, as if trying to unclog a stopped-up drain.

"Alright kids, time for bed! And be quick about it; Daddy's downstairs awaiting a rambunctious night of coupling, culminating in an intense Roto-Rooter the likes of which this sleepy little hamlet has never seen."

by Hogarth Yasminowitz December 10, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rat Rooter

Someone with a cock so small that they could actually have vaginal sex with a rat or any small rodent and not make them bleed.

Kayne's pee pee is so tiny i bet he couldn't even satisfy the rats that live in his roof... What a Rat Rooter.

by Stiffie Steve April 23, 2007

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SHEEP ROOTER

A "sheep rooter" is primarily described as someone who very much enjoys making sexual acts with sheep. An example of a sheep rooter in 2 words is... TOM DWYER... this boys claims New Zealand to be his home country (and expects the rights and priviledges of there people) and quite frankly he isnt. He is nothing but a dirty sheep rooter. The minute I am released from prison (because i am such a big westie) BAAAhaha (and yes they do have computers in prison) i am going to kill that son of a cunt! im gonna bring my 50 down and give him a real game. If that loser fights back i will cap him in the head!!! This is tom's favorite song...
"dirty deeds..done with sheep"
BAAAA haha BAAAA haha
dirtysheepcuntuglyferal

"oh my god that TOM DWYER is such a dirt sheep rooter!"

by Nathan Waight August 14, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


red rooter

one who fucks a chick when she has her rags

why is your dick red? are you a red rooter?

by cam July 9, 2003

7๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


COON-ROOTER

To engage in coitus with a member of the darker race. More commonly with an aboriginal. To bang a black. To make love to a Murray. To stick ones mini coke can inside a black woman.

Hey what ever happened to our friend ben from high school?

I think he is a coon-rooter now.

Oh my condolences

by Hehebbyxoxo December 4, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rooter's Law

A series or an event where jokingly something bad happens, actually does.

Having poor luck, but enjoying the outcome of the event.

Having the universe after you; trying to bring you down.


Lauren: "lets go to NYC today, since it's so nice out!"

(as soon as they arrive to NYC a hurricane rips through)

Brittany: that's definitely Rooter's Law... oh well, wanna dance?

by Brii Holley December 17, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


From the Rooter to the Tooter

It's an old expression actually originating from a peg, with the Rooter being the snout, and the Tooter being the tail. So basically it means the whole hog from snout to tail. But has come to mean from head to toe.

That girl is bad from the Rooter to the Tooter.

by Tattitude October 26, 2018

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