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(also known as Jo Rowling by her loyal fans) One of the most famous writers of our times. Author of the Harry Potter series, the best-selling books of all times (besides the Bible, of course). Although her books are considered "children books" by ignorant muggles, they have become more mature as the protagonist, Harry Potter, gets older.
I want to meet J.K. Rowling so I can ask her dozens of questions.
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A trans exclusionary radical feminist. She believes trans women aren't real women, which is quite strange given that trans women are quite epic to be able to overcome their mortal flesh and be women.
Oh, she also wrote a book series where a rich famous child born rich and famous uses his riches and famousness to get by in the world, and eventually kills someone with trauma who grew up in poverty.
Person 1: "Hey, I'm reading Harry Potter! It's alright, the writing is a bit mid, and I'm annoyed that the actor in the movies doesn't have green eyes."
Person 2: "Oh, yeah! By J.K. Rowling, right?"
Person 1: *looks into their eyes* "She who shall not be named, you mean. We do not utter terf's names in this household. Seperate the artist from the art, eh?"
Person 2: *nods vigorously*
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they are known to be assassins and very hurtless persons, if you hear that name run .
person 1 : i heard that j.k Rowling killed an owl !!!
person 2 : well, i heard that she killed innocent teens .
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Medicore writer who probably stole the idea for Harry Potter from a writer who is actually tallented.
Any time you see her on TV, she will tell the interviewer how much she hates the movies, despite being made underservedly rich from them.
Interviwer: "So tell us what you think on the new movie Ms. Rowling"
J.K. Rowling: "Meh, they got it so wrong when Harry ruined Fred's beard-juice"
*Takes another £1M cheque*
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J.K. Rowling is the ruler of everything. She created the masterpiece Harry Potter. She is currently believed to be Rita Skeeter in disguise or a squib.
J.K. Rowling dictated my life
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the person who said that harry potter has erectile disfunction and also a bathroom monitor who asks to see your genitals.
"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, let me look at your genitals"
"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, and welcome to today's Harry Potter genital facts: Did you know Harry Potter suffers from erectle disfunction?"
"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, and I am mentally insane"
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To destroy yourself by being shitty.
"Sadie used to be popular, until she started sharing her shitty opinions. Now everyone hates her."
"Yeah, she really pulled a Rowling."