Sanford Girls

they give sabber-tooth crotch crickets to every single guy they fuck, which is a lot!!

I saw Elly giving a nigger a sabber-tooth croth cricket at Wawa for the second time.....this week

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sanford girls

There are some hot girls who have their problems. First of all is Kaela who can be nice at times and then be a complete bitch at others. She goes for the grimiest guys in the school (AKA Tim Hussy). Jen is needs to realize that she is not nearly as hot as the other girls and get over it. Dan is not the greatest boyfriend( he is whipped like no other). Ali is probably the hottest girl in sanford but goes for these dumbass tatnall guys who r just jocks on steroids. Jenna is attractive but made the dumb decision of being with asshole Jeff JAWS Winnington for 5 years. She really has a better attitude then some of these girls. I can't wait to see where they get in life(AKA Nowhere)

Sanford Girls Suck a lot of Cock

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A Sanford Moment

Noun
• S: (n) A Sanford Moment (a momentary lapse of reason)

Sanford (A.K.A. “Lov Gov”)

adj., Sandfordly.

1. Affected or characterized by people suffering from loneliness.

2. To tear up, blubber, and stammer.

3. To result in graveling and derision.

4 Deplorable; a sad state of affair.

5. To fall off the deep end; to seek escapism often by crossing the sex line; to lust for a soul mate even if just fantasy; to jeopardize your career even though you know the price.

I was at the restaurant, all alone. No friends were there--not one! It was A Sanford Moment, totally. Yeah, it was that bad.

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caleb sanford

so caleb is pretty darn sexi!!:)

he has a nice bod and nice ass.... :0
i am dating him...

thats rite be jelious!!! :)
I LOVE YOU CALEB!!!

caleb sanford
nice/ass
amazing-abs
my man

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Laiyton Sanford

the most fine female to ever walk on the earth in the history of the multiverse, she also happens to be my girlfriend ;)

and urban dictionary don’t reject this bruh, or else I finna beat yo ass no one messes with my girl

oh you see laiyton Sanford over there? yeah she’s fine asf, too bad Daniel is already dating her smh

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Sanford, North Carolina

Sanford North Carolina is a town you’ve probably passed through to get to either Raleigh, Southern Pines, or Fayetteville. If you’re a local teen there, your exciting saturday night consists of going to walmart to literally just walk around, go to one of the 3 mcdonalds within the same 5 mile vicinity, or going to smoke weed in the kiwanis park parking lot. you’ll find plenty of mexicans and inbreds while in sanford. the local hipsters like to drink shitty coffee at karmas and take aesthetic pictures in depot park. the rednecks can be found in the kendale parking lot smoking weed, cigarettes, and revving up their trucks for no reason. fine dining in sanford is either elizabeth’s or san felipe. lee senior is the bigger highschool with all the gay kids and theatre nerds and ghetto kids. southern lee is full of inbreds and privileged white kids from west lee county.

“Where can I find some real life cousin fuckers?”

“Sanford, North Carolina.”

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Terry Sanford High

Home of the thugs, hoes, potheads, and preps

Damn bruh you tryna go scroll up at Terry Sanford High