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A huge fart with a lump in it.
As I was attempting to drive home from the local chinese restaurant, I shart myself before reaching the oval office in time.
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Plural: Sharts
When you put enough pressure on your farts, that particals of shit come out of your anus too.
Person: What?! You just totally sharted man!
Person 2: How can you tell?
Person: I heard a loud blast and your pants is covered with crap.
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When you fart and shit comes out with it
Ben sharted his pants after he forced a fart.
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To feel an explosion of gas about to shoot out except shit spit fires with juice all down your leg.
1. Coco I feel so bloated, maybe I have gas..let me try and release my air...ahhhhhhh holy shit, I just sharted everywhere.
2. Please, don't make me laugh anymore..I swear I'm going to fart..Oh my god here it comes..oh nooo I just shart and it went through my pants.
3. AAAAAAHHHH CHHHUUUUU...F@#$ I'm crying because I just sharted!
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When you TRY to fart, a little shit comes out...
"... I think I just sharted..."
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Aw lawd, i sharted on the lawn and used it as bait to catch deer
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a cross between a fart and a shit; where u've intended to fart but u shit in your pants instead.
Little Boy: Daddy, I've sharted on my pants! I had only wanted to fart.......
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