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A small weewee, this kind of weewee would not be able to please your woman and if u have this, you probably pee in stalls so no one peeps your "Shmeat"
Me to my gf: do i have a shmeat?
Gf: I mean u can't make me cum sooo let that let you decide if u have a shmeat
the skin flap that hangs over your asshole
1st guy: danm michael, i licked her shmeat last night
2nd guy: tf is a shmeat
1st guy: the skin flap that hangs over someones asshole
2nd guy: Damnnnn thats hot
Being a fuckdick, shitdick , annoying motherfucker, etc.
Another term for someone's genitalia, usually the males.
My Shmeat has erectile disfunction
Thatsmokingti
Having a small dick
Your such a shmeat.
You got a shmeat
Small penis the no one likes
Timmy has a shmeat and can’t get wit a girl because of his small shmeat