slate memory

It's not that u don't care about them, you just don't remember to. Imagine your memory as a slate, that gets refreshed each and every day. Sucks big time, but you don't have to learn not to give a f*ck!

Sorry that I don't remember what you said yesterday, I have a slate memory :3

Slate Rape

A new term in the world of Skateboarding, BMX and parkour, Slate Rape refers to any particularly brutal pavement injury sustained while skating, biking or performing parkour.

-Shit, Jimmy just got Slate Raped.

-......should I call the ambulance?

-.......nah.

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Black Slate

An opportunity to rehash old relationships and/or replay old conflicts

After getting divorced, I'm going to start the new year with a black slate and get dinner with my ex.

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clean slate

when one's pubic region made totally bald

I am going clean slate from now on, or for at least the next to days when it starts to grow back.

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clean slate

"clean slate" means that something looks really amazing. It looks so cool that it can be called clean slate.

All taylormade clubs in a taylormade staff tour bag with r7 headcovers is clean slate

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Mrs. Slate

bestest teacher ever 10/10

do you have mrs. slate today?
heck yes brother

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slate off the roof

Rhyming slang for 'poof' (as in homosexual)

"Psst! I hear Jason the rugby captain has a boyfriend. I'd never have guessed he was a slate off the roof!"

"Am I heck as like wearing that flowery- concoction- thinly disguised- as -aftershave on my night out with the boys. Do you want them to think I'm a slate off the roof??"

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