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When someone is "stache-tastic", they have a great looking mustache or upper lip hair which makes other envious of their mustache. If your mustache makes you look like a porn star or you get more girls with just a mustache as your facial hair of choice, you are stache-tastic!
Damn, James gets all the girls with that mustache of his. He is Stache-tastic!
When the upper lip is visibly coated with a layer of cocaine from snorting lines.
Hey man did you catch a glimpse of Paul since he came out of the bathroom? He has a huge coke stache.
The source behind the Chicago Blackhawks' epic Stanely Cup victory.
i.e. Head Coach Joel Quenneville's mustache.
No one else can have the Q-Stache. It's a fact!
Everyone head coach in the NHL wishes he had something as awesome as the Q-Stache. But that would be impossible. It's a fact!
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Occurs while eating out a woman's vagina when she is on her period.
John: Come on baby, blood doesn't bother me; let me eat your pussy.
Christina: I'm not down with the Twilight Stache!
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a moustache that looks so good, a homophobic redneck hillbilly will give you sixpence to ride it.
in stark contrast to the trash stache (or trash stash) grown by boys, a class stache sets a man apart from the rest of society.
even if born into the lower ranks, a proper moustache can endow a man with enough class to rise above himself and be better than people. yes, in general.
all of the following have a class stache:
salvador dali.
eugene hutz.
half of the cast from super troopers.
yours truly.
The end result of a feeble attempt at growing a real mustache.
“Did you see Jake’s attempt to grow a mustache during no shave November?” “Yeah, it was pretty bad, it was just a pencil stache”
When your mustache smells so bad the day after eating out a spoiled tuna taco you have to shave it to get rid of the smell.
Rugged was rudely woken up by his Funk Stache the night after a box lunch at the vagina diner with a hefty German chick in the park, so he was forced to shave it and grow a new one.