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To have drank to the point that one upper eye lid seems to be sagging a lot more than the other which gives a resemblance to Sylvester Stallone's natural born handicap.
Man, shes so drunk. Her stallone eye is awesome.
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to blow smoke inadvertently in someone's immediate direction.
Paul's wife accidentally got stalloned when she walked in on him hot boxing the garage.
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Some rich guy with a weird ass mouth
Sylvester Stallone got a weird ass mouth
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The greatest, most beautiful being on earth. Peak human evolution.
"who's your anime waifu?"
"Sylvester Stallone cosplaying as a toaster."
"same"
A short ugly guy who thinks he is the Italian Stallion, when in fact he is a steroid user and a man who got off on rape charges and likes to have sex with underage girls too! He is not Rocky! He is a hypocritical asshole!
Wow! Look at Sly Stallone standing over there in his lift shoes and bragging how great he looks for his age!
Dude, he has been busted for steroid use! The dude is a dick!
Chunky rocky bag, no powder, all hard, no wap
Nah u ain't loading that shit in my bubble, save that wap for later..this shit right here, rocky, all Stallones, naint been cut, shit u got, stool softener cut 100, that why bathroom been no vacancy with yo bubbly gut
A humble person with an extremely good heart . He's a person you'd fall in love immediately because of his extraordinary character and personality. He's a great friend and a supportive person.
He's flaw is that he's not so good at interactions.
He should listen to his heart more often and shouldn't hold back his feelings.
Stallone is good looking.