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Rectangled Babysitter

A rectangular device, most commonly a smartphone or an iPad, that is given to young children to keep them occupied so they don't annoy their parents while they drink.

"Come down to the pub and have a few beers?"
"Nah I can't, I'm looking after the young fella."
"Just bring him and down with the Rectangled Babysitter."
"Genius, see you in 20".

by swollen_member September 29, 2022


Daycare With no Babysitter

Used to describe a fandom (or group of people) that acts chaotic for no good reason.

Person 1: Hey, I heard ya got into a new fandom! How was it?
Person 2: Oh god, it was horrible, it was like a daycare with no babysitter in there. I'm only in it for the characters by this point.

by -msaw- February 16, 2022


I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the ๐Ÿ› ๐Ÿ›€ ๐Ÿ› ใ€Šยคใ€‹ Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the ๐Ÿ› ๐Ÿ›€ ๐Ÿ› ใ€Šยคใ€‹ Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025


Irish Babysitter

placing your child in between the mattress and the box spring for safe keeping

Sheila, will I see you at the pub this Saturday? If you're in a pinch, you can utilize the Irish Babysitter.

by WebsterNouveau April 19, 2024


Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"

Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"

Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025


Social Babysitter

(n) The person who "babysits" their friends or colleagues in a group context. The social babysitter moderates awkward or antisocial behavior and tries to close long spans of silence with humor, engaging comments, and enthusiasm. Social babysitting can be tiring or a source of stress.

As the social babysitter, it frustrates me to decide where to eat with my friends for dinner. None of them have any opinion on where to eat and just say "I don't know.:"

by NackSeabird April 22, 2022


Babysitter

Another name for a sixteenth of an Oz of dope.a teener or teen.....aka a babysitter.

I ran out this morning....any idea where I can find a babysitter?

by Dope boy magick February 27, 2018