interneteer

One who is good at the internet. For example, you can find quality links, something funny, good songs.

To be a great interneteer you have to be able to provide something (site, vid, etc.) without much conscious thought.

It's not uncommon for an interneteer to earn many Internets on a daily basis.

You: I'm bummed out. Got something funny?

Me: Check this out link here.

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

I'm the interneteer there.

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internets

A term used by George W. Bush when he actually had meant to say "Internet":

While it's true that there exists an Internet2, there is no plausible reason to believe that Bush was referring to it, because I have no reason to believe that he is sufficiently technologically literate to be aware of its accidents and (more importantly), Internet2 is used solely as a network with which academic institutions transfer files at extremely high speeds and would therefore not have information about Bush's alleged millitary service foul play.

On the, on the internets

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The internet

AN amazing place of meeting new people online.

Say if ...John Cena is on... like facebook.... and you follow him.... face book is on the Internet.

Internet

A vaste world full of scams, Clickbait ,dumb ads, games,pornography and other crap like social media.

It only works if you have WIFI.
For nerds its a global computer that providing a variety of information like math 1+1=2.

WARNING ITS ADDICTIVE

Person A: Do you have internet
You :no

Person A: YOU ARE A A** HOLE

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internets

the currency used on the internets.

'i paid bob twenty internets because he posted a pic of epic lulz'

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internet

Every lazy student's friend.

The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com

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Internet

An alibi

Because of the internet, everynight before bed, I hear a little girl's cry.

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