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A sex act where someone requests that another person fart in their face while rimming and asking questions ("You like this? This feel good? You full of hot air?").
Tobias requested that Erich give him a windy interview.
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This is an occurrence similar to "man-scaping", but takes place before a long anticipated job interview for a job desperately needed. It is a level of preparedness that anticipates any and all scenarios including demeaning sexual acts.
Guy A: I can't wait for my second job interview at Red Lobster.
Guy B: Oh, you better clean up and wear your job interview pubes, cuz Nasty Nancy runs that shit and she likes her bartenders smooth....
Guy A: Oh.... Hey, can I crash at your place for a wh....
Guy B: Hell no! Shave that shit and tell her your single.
British military slang for a severe lecture by a senior officer, usually regarding unruly behaviour.
Prince Harry referred to a friend as a "Paki" - he is in for an interview without coffee.
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The act of distracting a person with a tap on the opposite shoulder which prompts said person to turn their head. As their attention is drawn back to see who tapped on their shoulder, a hot dog is placed into their mouth or smacked onto their cheek. Add sour cream for an added effect.
Also see Sour Cream Sanchez which the sour cream is applied with a finger, not a hot dog.
We had some left over hot dogs from dinner, so I gave my brother a hot dog interview.
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When an employer, quite often East Indian, accepts an applicant for a job interview by asking him to come in for a trial shift to see if he's worth hiring.
"Hey man, congrats on the new job!"
"Thanks, but I don't have the job yet, just an Indian job interview"
A long, drawn-out, extremely frustrating conversation in which one party constantly interrupts, denies plain facts in evidence, refuses to engage in questions or dialogue, and exhibits a derogatory and/or condescending attitude toward the other. The experience leaves the aggressor smugly self-righteous, and the aggrieved banging his or her head against the nearest hard surface.
Man, I just got out of an art robinson interview with my HR rep. I can't believe I still have a job.
My ex-girlfriend wants to "have a talk" tonight. I'm gonna turn this nice little dinner out into a real art robinson interview.
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Something you'd say if someone says something that could have been said by the interviewer in one of porn star Annie Cruz's videos.
Girl "O shit I'm gonna pee!" Guy "That's what the interviewer said."
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